Autobiography in 5 Short Chapters at The Closet Extrovert

Autobiography in 5 Short Chapters

This one helps me gauge when I�m getting stuck and how stuck I am, and is generally a good reminder to get unstuck.


		CHAPTER ONE

I walk down the street.
	There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
	I fall in.
	I am lost . . . . I am helpless.
		It isn’t my fault.
It takes forever to find a way out.


		CHAPTER TWO

I walk down the same street.
	There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
	I pretend I don’t see it.
	I fall in again.
I can’t believe I am in this same place.
		But, it isn’t my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.


		CHAPTER THREE

I walk down the same street.
	There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
	I see it is there.
	I still fall in . . . it’s a habit . . . but,
		my eyes are open.
		I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.


		CHAPTER FOUR

I walk down the same street.
	There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
	I walk around it.


		CHAPTER FIVE

I walk down another street.

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