Today I found out that we have some Poop Nazis living in the building next to this one. My landlord called to let me know that the Section 8 renters in the building on the corner complained to him at the latest neighborhood association meeting because Kerby likes to squat on the little squares of dirt containing trees that are next to the curb in front of their building. These squares, which are probably city property, are at least 15 to 20 feet away from their front doors. Apparently, even though I have never once failed to clean up the poop (peeing isn’t an issue, he prefers the tree right in front of my own building for that), the mere concept offends them?
I can understand their distaste if he was shitting when they were sitting out front in lawnchairs (on the cement, they have no grass); the odor surely is no pleasant thing. That isn’t the case though, I’m sure that happened probably only once and it would have been quite a while ago when the weather was still nice enough for that sort of thing. A friend who used to live in the neighborhood thinks that they’re just trying to “mess with the white bitch” and who knows, he could be right.
Anyway, my landlord asked me to avoid that area as a favor to him, he knows that I’m a responsible pet owner and they’re being unreasonable. He’s trying to generate some goodwill with these people for whatever reason and except for late at night, I have no problem crossing the street. Kerby prefers the youth center’s nice big grassy patches anyway, and a guy came out once when we were there and welcomed Kerby to do his business there. I could always head down the street in the other direction, but there is usually a lot of trash piled up around the few dirt patches available. In fact, a really big one just turned up last night.
1. Take pictures of Kerby’s poo.
2. Print pictures.
3. Leave pictures where he USED to poo.
4. ?
5. PROFIT.
Yes! I will do it.
I wonder if the poop Nazis are as offended by the heaps of shit like the one in your photograph. Literal shit vs. just plain ole shit. I’ll take the literal shit over that eyesore shit.
No shit!
Some people have nothing better to do? Remember the bitch in the Honda who caught her man hugging up with the neighbor’s daughter and she threw his clothes out of her car screaming at the top of her lungs? Guess which side of that building they live(d) in! You got it! Fucking ghetto bitches. I just hate people like that.
Unfortunately, those patches of grass are on that property line; however, most leases written don’t include such areas like the yard/cement area of a house/apartment, etc. I still think they’re just trying to be difficult. I just knew it was going to become an issue sooner or later. It never fails.
Go poop on them, Kerby!!! Eat a few beef-flavored rawhide bones and spew all over those fucks! (yes, “ewwwwww,” I know! (Try having to clean it up for over an hour!)
Ew, I don’t need to hear THAT story again.